10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth