10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!