10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."