10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson