10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."