10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"