10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.