10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.