10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from