10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph