10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.