10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.