10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.