10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Those eggs smell delicious!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
It's Free To Fold...