10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs