10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts