10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword