10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."