10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe