10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.