10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers