10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have