10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'