10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"