10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester