10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS