10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.