10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'