10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.