10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.