10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT