10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from