10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer