10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.