10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier