10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.