10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."