10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.