10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"