10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is for loners.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]