10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak