10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth