10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.