10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.