10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus