10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!