10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha