10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson