10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.