10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves